A Judgemental Opinion of Clare’s Men Based Off of Pictures
The long awaited Bachelorette season looks like it is FINALLY going to resume production. You can read about how they are going to film in quarantine here but to sum it up, it is going to take place at an enclosed resort. Today, they released photos of the men, and we must say, the pictures look a lot better when it is taken outside instead of in a studio that looks like stock photos. Some of the men have also been recasted due to the pictures being released ahead of time when Clare was suppose to meet them in March and due to backlash of them being too young. Here are the pictures of the older men and our first judgemental impressions of them:
Zach J., 37 – HUSBAND materialZach C., 36 – reminds us of Wells Adams, might get friend-zonedYosef, 29 – player/villain vibesUzoma, 29 – suave name, suave guyTyler S., 36 – top 4, bet Tyler C., 27 -here just for Instagram fame (or Paradise) considering he’s 10 years younger than ClareTien, 36 – Don’t really trust guys with neck holes that wide, might get eliminated night 1Spencer, 30 – those EYES – 100% guarantee he’s a modelRobby, 31 – quirky but niceRiley, 30 – sweetheart with a backstory Peter, 32 – investment banker that claims he’s single because of his work schedulePage, 37 – bad boy on the outside, softie on the insideNoah, 25 – the Joe Jonas lookalike is nearly 15 YEARS YOUNGER so he’s practically got 0 chance but we could see him on Paradise!Montel, 30 – The type you’d want to bring to hometownsMike, 38 – the symmetry on his face is more balanced than my lifeKenny, 39 – the type you DON’T want to bring to hometownsKarl, 33 – the one you’d want to keep but is too good for youJosh, 31 – might not open up quickly but once he does, he wins Clare overJordan M., 30 – the mysterious one you want to know more ofJordan C., 26 – overly attached to Clare just from the first conversation Joe, 36 – a guy’s guy but also knows how to treat Clare rightJeremy, 40 – the one you’d discover more and more red flags along the wayJay, 29 – the one everyone roots for but Clare eventually lets goJason, 31 – the troublemaker that breaks Clare’s heartIvan, 28 – still doesn’t know what he wants to do in lifeGary, 29 – talks about his accomplishments all dayGarin, 34 – goes on the Bachelorette to get out of his comfort zoneEllis, 26 – the one Clare falls for until she learns his ageEd, 36 – works out 3x a dayDemar, 26 – casted for Paradise, not for ClareDale, 31 – likes puppiesCollins, 30 – claims to be a nice guy until he gets rejectedChris, 27 – does everything right but Clare sees him as her younger brotherChasen, 31 – owns a barber shop Brendan, 30 – country singer from Nashville & neighbours with JedBrandon, 28 – gets mad if you take pictures from the wrong side of his faceBlake Moynes, 29 – holds the door and says pleases and thankyous overbearingly Blake Monar, 30 – will tell you the meaning of all his tattoosBennett, 37 – has two kids and is looking for a serious relationshipBen, 29 – the one you lust not loveAlex, 28 – tells lame knock knock jokes but you’d give it a pass because he has the best smileAJ, 28 – was dared by his friends to go on the show but ends up wanting to stay for Clare
Overall, we think Clare has got a solid group of guys. We really do hope she finds her happy ending! Who do you think will be Clare’s pick?
